Scooting

the ultimate form of shitting on someone
Directions:
1.beast someones face
2.take of all articles of clothing
3.loosen your bowels
4.slide your ass crack with perfect timing across the face
5.scoot until finisched
6.and enjoy =)

scooting-i beasted that mutha fucka into the curb n then scooted on his face!

by Big Elly August 5, 2008

Water sporting

Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.

Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.

by Cursed genes November 1, 2011

shooting the loop

when a guy is titty fucking a woman with large tits his cock slides between her tits up to her open mouth. She continues to hold her mouth in an O shape so the cock with fit right in. He is shooting the loop

I looked down and saw her mouth as I was shooting the loop

by justin August 15, 2003

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

Rude Spooning

To partake in sexual intercourse whilst in the general spoonage position. It is also known as the Lazy Missionary Position.

Collins likes rude spooning

by Frank Fitzveg December 24, 2007

shooting slugs

give a dirty look

She ain't said nothing, but she sho is shooting slugs at me.

by kelbel1970 August 20, 2011

scooting

1. moving over to make room for a loved one while laying down and they are not there
2. wanting to be held or hold someone

awww SCOOTER SCOOTER SCOOTER

by Rigby December 30, 2004