slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Slurp

To sarcastically like something, usually if something goes wrong.

Dave: Did you get me more sprite?
Greg: No there's none left.
Dave: Fucking Slurp!

Alex: Dude, my ipod's full, SLURP!

Jeff: I got a D on my final, and it brought my final grade down to a C, slurp...

by Bobert is a hoss January 23, 2010

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003

Slurpin' the Serpent

When your woman dribbles saliva on your cock and slups it off while she gives you head.

My roommate walked in to find Suzy slurpin' the serpent.

by Kade Johnson April 26, 2006

slurpt

1. to give oral sex to a male

I was with this chick last night and she slurpt me up while riding down the highway.

by Amboyde'ne December 9, 2008

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx December 17, 2007

splurdy

To explode inwards.
To have such a great emotional tide that you explode.

*Note* This is not a perverted word you stupid sons a bitches

Guy: I love you sooooo much!!!!
Girl: OMG OMG OMG! I love you too! I'm gonna go splurdy!!!

by Sgt. Slon January 13, 2008