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Skittleydoo 

Dad said we were going to the zoo. And we exclaimed skittleydoo!!!!!
Skittleydoo by Matthew Coca March 17, 2008

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina
jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

skittledouche 

A Person doesn't understand pop-culture so whenever they hear a new word, they immediately look it up on urban dictionary
Mercer Borris (yes you) is such a skittledouche. love the fo and mon bon
skittledouche by Thefomonster November 5, 2009

The skittler 

The most wanted criminal in North Carolina. His primary weapons are skittles and is charged with 26 skittle-related incidents. He was recently caught after doing a drive-by skittle attack on a helpless lady who will be disabled for the rest of her life. He was imprisoned in a supermax prison where he escaped using only a skittle wrapper. He was last seen in Cary armed with a packet of skittles. His catchphrase is "Experience the Rainbow!"
John: I was walking my dog in my neighborhood when I was suddenly pelted with dozens of skittles and hear someone yell "Experience the Rainbow!" I was attacked by the skittler
The skittler by Dirymexican80 December 18, 2010
A large woman wearing a colored dress (i.e. red, orange, yellow, etc.). A group of large women (preferably 4 or more) wearing colorful attire can be referred to as a "bag" of skittles.
Don't look now. There's a purple skittle at your 5 o'clock.
Skittle by boomboom7:21 October 21, 2010

skittle's triad 

Skittle's triad is a disorder marked by ovarian chocolate cysts, strawberry cervix, and raspberry labia especially seen in women with the following; excessive menses, syphilis, and herpes.
Maricon had a bout with skittle's triad last summer
skittle's triad by Phenomally January 29, 2007