Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?

Après ski by Samsonite27 March 14, 2018

jet ski

When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.

sup max, lets go jet sking.

jet ski by i love maxwell November 3, 2010

Icy Ski Pole 

Getting a Hand Job on a Ski Lift

Dude, My girlfriend just gave me an Icy Ski Pole.

Icy Ski Pole by bighead912 January 9, 2012

Let's go ski 

when your very hype talking to your friends or a large group of people and you want everyone to be just as hype as you are so you say "let's go ski"
or

when something good happens at your prep school

Anyone: Dude our football team's so gonna win tonight, get hype.
Sean Coleman: let's go ski

Let's go ski by penjen3000 October 30, 2018

Jet Ski

To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.

Jet Ski by TopGunOriginal9 June 29, 2011

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

turbo ski job by John Oates July 18, 2007

Affinity Ski Wear

the most ghetto ass ski wear there is. When wearing affinity ski wear clothing you have a 100% chance of getting blown and 85% chance of getting wet. jesus Wish he wore affinity ski wear.

I was rocking my affinity ski wear and get my dick sucked, fuck yeah!

Affinity Ski Wear by hi457754545634132486 December 20, 2010