by bobandbill12 November 13, 2011
Get the Shopping trolley mug.Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.
by heywoodgblowme September 18, 2013
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When someone leaves a VP battle based on the, “SOS Card” reward, leaving all the others to fight the VP without them.
Originating in the game ToonTown Online, and ToonTown Rewritten, it is generally frowned upon by the community, and is sometimes looked at as a form of “greening.” (Deliberately making a toon go sad.)
Originating in the game ToonTown Online, and ToonTown Rewritten, it is generally frowned upon by the community, and is sometimes looked at as a form of “greening.” (Deliberately making a toon go sad.)
We were doing a VP last night and we kept seeing too many players shopping every time I joined a random battle. DAMN YOU SHOPPERS!
by Justicewithtacosandweed November 25, 2019
Get the Shopping mug.The act of cuckolding, specifically eating and drinking while watching his significant other as she gets aggressively fucked by her bull who repeatedly degrades him.
I can't maintain an erection so my wife and I began "shoping" 3 nights, I get my belly full and so does she.
by Clingerkinger January 17, 2021
Get the Shoping mug.also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.
free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.
by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006
Get the free-shopping mug.A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.
Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.
by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012
Get the Google Shopping mug.(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
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