When a sexy ass female looks extra good in dem tight jeans... and u wanna get in those jeans then you tell her "shorty is a ten" to make her have sex with you
by jordan kiss myass January 14, 2008
Get the shorty is a ten mug.(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.
by Elubart May 1, 2006
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God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!
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1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.
by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004
Get the Shifty mug.How illegitimate classical musicians will refer to Shostakovich to make it sound 'hip' in popular vernacular.
Emily: Omg, have you heard shosty 5? That shit slaps!
Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!
(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)
Becky: Omg yes I bop to that!
(of course neither of them have ever listened to it in its entirety because it isn't popular music, and they just learned about it in there music history class that they only passed from blowing the teacher.)
by cj_dyeridontevenknowher October 6, 2019
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a plastic drinks bottle with 2 holes in it, a joint or better a blunt is poked into one of the holes, with your finger over the other hole suck gently and let the thick smoke accumulate in the bottle so it has a liquid look (this is known as creaming). when satisfied with the ammount of smoke in the bottle remove the joint and your finger and suck in, prepare to cough and feel burning
onlooker - mate that shotty bottle is so creamy your going to die
*creamer draws it into his lungs
creamer - cough cough cough
*creamer draws it into his lungs
creamer - cough cough cough
by ('-')¬s June 17, 2011
Get the shotty bottle mug.When one telecom guys stands in the lower part of a raised floor datacenter making it easier to fellaish him
by some random guy in place January 26, 2008
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