(n) a general dick-wad who has several hook up options, but fails to make a move on any of them.
(n) someone destined to be a 40-year old virgin.
(n) someone destined to be a 40-year old virgin.
chick 1: omg who is that? id totallllly fuck his brains out
chick 2: naww hes a total shagger.
chick 1: damn! and he had so much potential...
chick 2: naww hes a total shagger.
chick 1: damn! and he had so much potential...
by secretzz May 2, 2010
Get the Shagger mug.A sheep shagger is a kiwi (new zealander), who for some starnge reason thinks that his scummy nation and is worth mentioning in the same sentence as Australia. They believe that they are better than Australians, one of their biggest mistakes. As an example Kiwis think that there country is wealthier than Australia, when infact Australia's economy dwarves that of theirs. As the name sheep shagger suggests, they are overly friendly with sheep, and is uncommon to find a male kiwi without one in his bedroom. Their low IQ prevents them from recognising Australians as their superiors, and is therefore a right of every Australian, or infact most other nations to beat up on a kiwi whenever seen. A sheep shagger will have a weird pride of its filthy homeland of New Zealand, and believe that their Rugby team is far suiperior to that of Australia's, when infact they can only beat Australia at the game when Australia is rebuilding its side.
Sheep Shagger kiwi: Oi I cannot find me sheep!
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it
Aussie: *Whilst hiding the poor sheep*: Oh dear, I cannot for the life of me seem to find it
by Pink Merkin January 11, 2009
Get the sheep shagger mug.When something is boring, overused or generally shit it is referred to as 'shagged'
This often replaces the more commonly used 'gay'
e.g "man this algebra stuff is gay, why do i need to learn this shit?!"
This often replaces the more commonly used 'gay'
e.g "man this algebra stuff is gay, why do i need to learn this shit?!"
Guy 1 : Duuude, drainpipes are so shagged man. your such a sheep!
Guy 2 : Dude! i so am not, it's cool man.
Guy 1 : Whatever, they're shagged!
Guy 2 : Dude! i so am not, it's cool man.
Guy 1 : Whatever, they're shagged!
by Jayleigh February 1, 2008
Get the Shagged mug.The slightly longer hairs that stick out of an otherwise perfectly sculpted beard that make it look shaggy
by mustangjoe August 13, 2007
Get the Shaggers mug.A girl who is now a SLUT. A tramp leader basicly who once looked respectable and freash but now may look similar to a raw hamburger(or has the slit of one anyway). A girl that perhaps once, tempted your mind into wanting a peice but you will have to overcome and realise only your brains being an r-tard. A once freash decent girl now called a Shaggy Horse can commonly be first noticed some where(based on popularity) from high school years 8-10. You may tend to keep thinking of this girl in your imagination but you must understand the truth, "I'll probably get some feral disease".
Guy J: "Omg, look at that! what a tramp.. although i would consider it."
Guy D: "Dude, clearly shes been over used... two words mate! Shaggy Horse!"
Guy D: "Dude, clearly shes been over used... two words mate! Shaggy Horse!"
by Mechlord April 27, 2009
Get the Shaggy Horse mug.Sammy's ma: Sammy where you goin. Ur never in this house hey.
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.
Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.
Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey
Sammy: fack sake ma, am just goin do thon car park beside Kentucky Fried Mouse hey.
Sammy's ma: Why ya forever hangin round thon dump wee lad hey.
Sammy: Ma what planet u on then hey. Thars a big sheep shaggin do on thar the night like, hey.
Sammy's ma: Get thon sheep skin coat fram under them thar stairs and take yer wee sister hey.
Sammy: wat fur ma, hey.
Sammys ma: coz i taul ya ta do it and dont ya back cheek me wee lad or i'll tell ur da when he cams back fram tha bog hey.
Q: What do ya call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Ballymena?
A: A leisure centre.
Ballymena chav to his chav mate.
Hey Billy, I gat meself a new girlfriend hey.
Friends reply: What ya call her then Billy hey.
Billy's reply, baaaaaaaaarbarrrrraaaaa
Friend: how ya chat her up then hey
Billy: Get ur wool aff ya fackan sexy bitch coz ur gonna get it tha night hey
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
Get the sheep shaggin mug.One of The Members of The Insane Clown Posse. Newest Realease in Insane Clown Posse was the Cd "The Tempest" which came out march 20th 2007. He Realesed a Solo record in 2003 called F*ck Off. He played Sugar bear in the ICP movie "Big Money Hustlas" Nicknames are:Shaggs,Shaggy ballz, Sugar Bear, E-Z Bake
by Juggaloco April 2, 2007
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