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Community service

Punishment typically handed by local courts for unjustified reasons. One has to deal with the tasks, which are very mundane and again, very unjustified for hours.
"I just got sentenced to 500 hours of community service, it isn't my fault she was right in front of me."
by drier than the atacama March 26, 2024
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Service Road

A place for individuals with fatherless behaviour who belongs to the streets
Leave her alone bro she belongs to the service road.
by Miyyabhaiyy January 18, 2024
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Lesser Services

Any military service that is not the U.S. Marine Corps. The Army, Navy and Air Force constitute the "Lesser Services".
I decided to join the Marine Corps rather than one of the lesser services.
by bugs1 November 13, 2011
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Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2022
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Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people
That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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service ace

Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.
"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"
by A3PO May 1, 2022
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broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.
In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.
by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016
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