limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

Slurpy Swamp

When you have like 100 guys run train on a girl and the last dude has to eat her out.

"Man, I was the last dude on a slurpy swamp the other night."

"Right on dude."

by Slurpman June 7, 2020

Slack jawed swamp donkey

Another name for a dirty slut.

have you seen that Slack jawed swamp donkey? I heard she gave head three times last night.

by DM321 May 26, 2010

Swampdonkey

A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.

I hung out with Jess and her friends last night, but I had to leave because that swampdonkey friend of hers was all over me.

by Vinnie Vocab May 5, 2005

Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.

That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.

by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009

Alabama Swamp Drops

A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.

After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.

I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!

by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011

swamper

A really ugly girl...

"That girl looks like tank drove over her face."

"Yeah, she's a real swamper."

by Monkey May 13, 2005