by lololasd April 06, 2009
The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.
by #freeuab January 21, 2015
If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
my alarm clock is a sunrise surprise
by afasdf June 04, 2007
The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.
Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.
by chuck rogers May 13, 2008
When you fart in the elevator and leaving it then someone calls the elevator up along with your farts rendering them surprised by your intense gases.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
You can be either the giver or a recipient of an elevator surprise.
I left an elevator surprise so bad that when I called the elevator back I can still smell my own farts.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
I was the victim of an elevator surprise. It smelled like egg flavored strudel.
by zaqwerty1 March 23, 2014
When a man is receiving oral sex, the partner will stop for a brief moment to put on a blind fold, durring this break, the man will then dip his genitalia into a vat of butter and cinnamon, after doing so, the man will suprise the girl by skull fucking her to oblivion.
Harry said he was blue balled the other night, he gave Stacey a surprise churro the next night.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
I heard Mike gave Thomas a surprise churro.
by WSUPDEN August 01, 2009