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sleepy sleep surprise

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary
by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020
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rasputin's surprise

When a guy poison, stabs, shoots a girl, ties her up in a burlap sack, throws her in a river and if she survives, he jizzes in her ear. That's the surprise.
-What happened to Mary?
-Ah, her boyfriend gave her a Rasputin's Surprise.
by Gloria Knowy December 26, 2007
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uggo surprise

When a woman who looks amazing from behind turns around and shuts down one's senses with her unanticipated hideousness.
Man, my jeans were getting tight until she turned around and BAM, uggo surprise.
by radium81 October 15, 2008
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Shia Surprise

When someone you thought died in a show is suddenly back
What a Shia Surprise! I didn't expect that!
by tomAtotomato January 5, 2015
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Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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6am surprise

Doesn't have to be 6am, but anytime your partner rolls over for an unexpected bonin'/love session.
"He usually sleeps 'til noon, but he woke up today with a 6am surprise."
by ~x~barbird~ v January 6, 2009
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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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