Stoneface

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.

When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.

by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

Stone Cutters

aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters

The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.

Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.

(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)

"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem

by Moody// June 30, 2006

ham stoned

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.

We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.

by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

Stokes

1) To get three sequential blowjobs by three or more different girls with the promise of reward afterward, without the intention or possession of the reward stated beforehand. Follow suit by shaking two of the girls' hands and knuckling the other, then exit the room.

You three care to give me a stokes? I haz' dro.

by The Chin Family December 14, 2009

stone cold killer

1. A person you don't wanna fuck around with.
2. a ruthless hitman

the bastard that I hired was a stone cold killer

by Ryan "homie G" August 18, 2003

stone the crow

finally found the damn definition:
it is an expression referring to an outlandish event (per perspective).

Acceptable uses:
"I can't believe that ol Rock bought a new Cadillac - might as well stone the crow."

"Ol Rock said 'fuck off' to his boss and up and quit... can't say I'd ever stone that crow."

"A bout of deep depression.
Can't seem to move it forward.
My lying eyes lie awake.
Not sure what I am after.
I never died before.
Can't help what happened yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
Flip through endless stories.
A life of hand-written pain.
No one can share this hurt that is mine, mine, mine.
I never died before.
Can't be what happened yesterday.
I shouldn't stone the crow, no.
Ride on!
Same old city, same old tale.
No matter how I try,
No matter what I say,
I'm blamed, I'm shamed,
I'm judged unfairly.
So now I've died before.
It feels as bad as yesterday.
I never stoned the crow, no.
You too have died before.
I fought as hard as yesterday
I never stoned the crow, stoned the crow, no, no.
-Down, "Stone the Crow", from NOLA"

by hargalaten March 17, 2004

stoneskin

A spell that Red Mages and White Mages can cast in Final Fantasy XI that absorbs all physical and magical damage, including AOE (area-of-attack) skills and magics.

"I cast Blink, Stoneskin and Phalanx on myself >.>"

by Jormungandr September 1, 2005