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shart infested waters

A public pool, or any small, manmade enclosed body of water really (i.e., wave pools, hotel pools, country club pools, jacuzzis) in which a high concentration of kids or drunk peoples might cause one or more sharts to attack otherwise innocent swimmers. Upon observation of such potential threat, a hummed Jaws theme may follow...
Slow thinking dude post-cannonball into the pool: Hey babe, jump in the pool! The water feels great!

Realistic chick noticing the 500 kids splashing around in the country club pool about an hour after finishing their chili dogs for a bday pool party: No way! Those are shart infested waters...I'm not going in there! Shart,Shart net
by GR-44 November 5, 2015
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The phrase will only be understood by dirty minded people. A word that starts with p and ends with orn is guessed to be porn as it IS the hottest part of the movie industry however the real word is popcorn! Used as a trick to see if someone is dirty minded.
"Hey frank, what starts with P and ends with ORN and is the hottest part of the movie industry?"

"Ehhmmm... Porn?"

"Omg frank, it's popcorn you dirty minded freak!"
by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017
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I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.
Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."
by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009
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shart

a cross between shittin yourself and a fart.

When one goes to fart, but shits themselves in it's place.
Jim, can you believe it.. I just shart! Now I have to go change out of my lucky jeans!
by The Cancer Coven November 23, 2004
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Shart

What happens when you think you have to fart but a little shit pops out when you fart. Damn, I just sharted!
"I have to go home and change my underware because I just sharted."
by ggrab4884 September 7, 2009
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Sarthak

The name given to the coolest, most intelligent, exceptionally talented (and also cute) dudes, having unmatched leadership skills.

Can also be considered as a title recognising those qualities.
Person 1: Sarthak is going to lead team A in this contest.
Person 2: Oh damn. They are SO gonna win.
by dude1989 October 12, 2010
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you starting?

A chav term meaning "do you want ot fight"
Boy: "Hey Random chav you suck"
Chav: " you starting? I'll fucking 'av ya"
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