Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

Stage Name

A fictitious name (other than their real name) used by performers, entertainers, or talent such as Actors, Actresses, Models, Musicians, Dancers, etc. This "name" is usually made-up by the performer, although sometimes they are created by their agent or PR Representative.

Some Examples are:

Stage Name: John Wayne, Real Name: Marion Morrison
Stage Name: Cary Grant, Real Name: Archibald Leach
Stage Name: Elton John, Real Name: Reginald Dwight
Stage Name: Dean Martin, Real Name: Dino Crocetti
Stage Name: Tom Cruise, Real Name: Thomas Mapother
Stage Name: Charlie Sheen, Real Name: Carlos Irwin Estevez

by ToGlenn April 1, 2011

The United States Naval Academy

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.

Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.

by scubasteve May 13, 2005

stage fright

An inability to defecate resulting from an excess of chaos in one's environment.

(Shouted through a bathroom door) Would you shut up? You're giving me stage fright!

by Phoetus December 10, 2007

united states political simulator

A sick discord server, the mods are really corrupt

The dictator of united states political simulator Lugar cannot defeat the God Mike Patton

by mpatton January 1, 2022

Pop'n Stage

Fanbase-wise, what IIDX will become if people don't learn that DDR is not the only BEMANI game out there.

by dj gs68 September 4, 2003

The ol’ Stagecoach

A sexual act consisting of a male and female, in which the female has a rope tethered by her pierced nipples while being in doggy-style and the male takes the reigns.

My girlfriend and I were watching an old western and we decided to try “The ol’ Stagecoach” so we could both watch the movie.

by Stagger237 August 15, 2021