Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

Smurfing by Dirrty Dave August 15, 2017

smurf lawnmower 

When someone takes a electric trimmer and uses it to shave a strip through another person's hair. E.g., what the Grinch does to the mayor with the electric trimmer.

Katy made me so mad today, I'm going to Smurf lawnmower her in her sleep.

smurf lawnmower by deadviserion December 2, 2017

smurfquake 

A small weak earthquake barely noticeable to anyone unless they are diminutive in stature and live in a mushroom village.

Dude, did you feel that earthquake last night? Must have been a smurfquake bro, i slept right through it.

smurfquake by furiousgeorge413 February 1, 2018

smurf muff 

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

smurf muff by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

smurfy slut bun 

A slut who spends more and more money on her hair to make herself feel better but it ends up blue and other colors of the rainbow. Then she puts it in the slut bun.

Look at that smurfy slut bun. She looks like an insecure slut.

smurfy slut bun by funkypants88 May 28, 2018

Smurf

Intentionally going out of the way to grief newer players by creating new accounts for popular games such as Overwatch.

Oh man, that Reinhardt is such a smurf!

Smurf by Snerpes August 4, 2018

Smurf

The nickname of your short best friend

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?

Smurf by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019