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"The world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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The cause of all the world's problems.
Violence in the middle east is because of religious conflict.

Negative feelings towards homosexuals are based on religious beliefs.
by Colony September 20, 2003
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Religion

I - A society of people who believe in a set list of idealswith no proof of the confermation of such ideals , and set aside vast chuncks of their ever dwindilling life to speak to themselves and fantasise about old men in the sky.

II- What people turn to when they're in serious £%%£

III - A synonym for warmongering / intolerence

IV - The Source of 99% of the world's problems
Crimes Caused By Religion

Massacre of the Kurds
Massacre of the Jews (Hollocaust)
Massacre of the Muslims (Crusades)
Massacre of the Mormons ("Do the Decent thing")
Massacre of the Sunis
Massacre of the Shiites }Iraq
Violence in India
Violence in Iraq
Violence in Iran
Violence in Saudi Arabia
Violence in Europe
Violence in America
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Religion of EDM

To "simply do one more thing to help society than you did yesterday. We don't need laws to tell us what to do. Act as you want others to act. The Religion of EDM culture is a good one. Our goal is to grow, spread love and positive energy throughout the world. We are the catalysts of change. It doesn't matter who or what you pray to. That is for you. If you care about someone or something do something about it."
The lifestyle of Electronic Dance Music is the Religion of EDM
by bass_babe March 24, 2013
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Religion

A make-believe concept developed by insecure assholes to fill the void in their lives and to attempt and control the masses.

See also horse shit and fake
P1: "Go eat some religion"
P2: "Only if the horse just shat it out"
by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004
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A way of Life. To be accepted in our new century as something to live by. A code to morality.
Instead of threatening me, I wish that Christian people would just hold their religion in respect to themselves.
by Winnie January 9, 2004
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religion

The tyrannical perversion of man's fanatical fear of mortality.

general principle: A set of rules which, should a person adhere to they will transcend to "heaven" and spend expereince eternal happiness. Should said person fail to follow such rules they will spend eternity tormented in "hell". This principle promotes mass acceptance due to its relation to the naturally observed phenomenon of dialectical monism.

Utilised historically to affect social control whilst simultaneously generating profit. Superceeded by the advent of mass media and the illusion of choice. Now utilised by extremists to justify acts of prejudice and intollerance.
"Religion is poison"
by Prof. L. Inguista September 11, 2006
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