When you put a sock on on your Johnson and have your sexual partner pour an entire bottle of Italian dressing on top of your Puppet ideally infront of a large audience of your peers.
by ARocketSurgeon March 27, 2015
Get the Saucy Puppet Show mug.People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.
by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005
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A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008
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Get the fluff-puppet mug."Check out my snack puppet!" said Marcie, pulling a sticky square of peanut brittle out of an athletic sock decorated with a cheery smile of red yarn and two black button eyes.
by Minty Coolie April 1, 2011
Get the snack puppet mug.A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
Get the Sock Puppet mug.An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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