Power Simp

some specimen that has no right to exist in nature. Would actually donate his mothers retirement fund to suck the last penis of a man who had sex with the girl he likes

"I heard Eric stole his grandmothers ring to sell for money so he could donate it to his League of Legends crush"

"What a Power Simp"

by icantmakename September 11, 2020

mobile power hour

Based on a power hour, this form is embellished with the challenge of finding a new and exotic location for each shot. The first known mobile power hour occurred at the University of Tulsa in 2008.

"What did you do this weekend?"
"A mobile power hour around campus."
"You are legendary!"
"Shit happens when you're mobile."

by Alpha team May 6, 2008

power high

n.; an elation, similar to a high, that is experienced when one finds oneself in a position of power. Usually this is because the person realizes that their arbitrary choice will have a profound effect on someone else, thus inflating their ego and sense of importance.

This phenomenon explains the arrogance of police officers, judges, congressmen, professors, and other powerful individuals.

Tom: "Dude, are you gonna ref the freshman basketball game this year?"
Joe: "You bet! I'll be getting such a power high!"

by Col. Hans Landa March 12, 2012

Powerful Pussy

the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.

Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

Powerbox

Really good pussy that inhibits a man's ability to think and act rationally or logically.

Matt: "What are you and your new girl up to this weekend?"
Steve: "Uh, I don't know...Probably going shopping, and then take her to get her nails done. Then having dinner with her parents."
Matt: "Dude the Powerbox really has you doesn't it?"
Steve: "Like a tractor beam from the Deathstar."

by sgraf_x October 24, 2006

Powerade

Now avaliable at McDonald's. I get a huge cup with no ice. Seriously, who drinks Powerade with ice?

I just need one more Monopoly piece to get an Xbox! I'm gonna go buy a Powerade and some fries. I bet everyone on earth has a chance of getting the piece I have and like 500 get the other one.

by kaze2k5 November 6, 2003

Power Wank

To pull over and masturbate when driving long distances. Much like the advised "power nap" to avoid accidents.

"Man, ive got one hell of a boner, better pull over and power wank."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hTWzmxSJQ8

by Baxt October 17, 2008