A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020
Get the pretty mikemug. A woman, primarily from the hills of southwestern Pennsylvania, who after years of self-abuse, via drugs or life, is still looked upon as beautiful by the local, mostly meth-addicted, populace.
by Gottagobye February 14, 2023
Get the Mountain Prettymug. Pretty Salma is word to describe people who are so lovely they bring joy to your life by just being in it.
by Dirty Salma August 25, 2021
Get the pretty salmamug. A phrase to describe the horrors the beauty industry has on women.
(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)
(Popularized by Beyoncé's song of the same name.)
by COKEDIGGER101 July 10, 2022
Get the Pretty Hurtsmug. A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”
John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021
Get the Pretty Pushermug. When a person, place, or thing is considered to be acceptable to your standards. Most often used to describe a person who is not a complete and utter douchebag.
by Sheezyman November 26, 2009
Get the Pretty Koomug. by 730joe October 21, 2019
Get the dumb prettymug.