national eat poop day

On the 16th April, it's the national eat poop day. On this day, you can poop wherever, to then proceed to eat up the big juicy poop. Hang out with your friends, poop with them, shit or whatever. On the National Eat Poop Day, you should all celebrate and have delicious poopy meals!

Jonathan: Yo, it's the national eat poop day today!
**Jonathan pulls down his pants and scoops out a huge shitload of black watery poop.
Jonathan: Eat up, please!
Nicolai: Mhmmm, this is yummy, it tastes like my favorite meal, thai wok!

by FurryCop6ix9ine April 11, 2019

Group Poop

The act of taking a poop with a group of people.

Dude, I was watching this movie the other day about chicks doing group poops. I didn't even KNOW that chicks pooped.

by The grouper pooper September 25, 2010

Poop Smoke

The vilest of all the gastric phenomena’s, these farts surface exclusively just prior to crapping. Usually hot, silent, and completely disgusting these farts can clear out a room or small Ethiopian village.

fartpoop smokepooping

by Reptile Guy November 8, 2009

Poop

Abbr.
"People Order Our Patties"
The slogan used by diligent Krusty Krab workers.

Don't be a squidward!
Always remember, "POOP!"

by Fo0dNippl3 November 8, 2003

Poopanoid

When you are paranoid about your poop smelling bad

OMG! Do you think he can smell it or am I being poopanoid?

by Pootastic October 15, 2010

poop squeeze

squeezing someone around the stomach until you can smell or feel feces in their pants.

My girlfriend talked when she should have listened at a party so I gave her a poop squeeze.

by handsometbone November 28, 2013

poop bombs

When some Person shits in a bag and chucks it off éther a plane or a bridge on peaples heads.

Deploy the poop bombs down the bridge

by thecanadianninja September 7, 2018