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Schlond Poofa (meme)

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ploof'a'loom

A "Ploof'A'Loom" is a hair style created by Jason F. He has known alias's such as 'fish' 'dolphin kid' 'kid that can shrink'. All those alias's suck, therefore from this moment on they no longer exist.
But back to the Ploof'A'Loom. The hairs style was first discovered by Jason F. after days and days of Multi-cultural crafts class. Where he wouldnt shut up, not even for a moment. Him and his four table companions were forced to make animals out of styrophoam, jason chose to make a Dancing cracked out cat with a Ploof'A'Loom.
"What the hells a Ploof'A'Loom, people would ask. And Jason would answer saying that it is a hiar style that consists of forming a sort of PloofIsh Loom on the front of your hair. ANd it all made sense considering there was visual aid, Jason and his cracked out cat.
Ploof'A'Loom also developed into a series of stories written by jason, in which a Snowman who hates his wife and snowman son that has snowlioses. He then starts a crime group called Ploof'A'Loom, in which each styrophoam animal made at Jasons table joins and so their adventures begin.
Cracked out cat is safe somewhere onj a dresser, his foot broke on the escape form school, but he is entirely fine a cracked out even still!!!!
"Whats with your hair?"
answer:It's a ploof"A'Loom.
"whats a ploof'A'Loom?"
answer: It's a hair style, it's a ploofing loom on your head.
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poofanigger

Self-explanatory. To poof a nigger. A common profession of members of the Ku Klux Klan. A racist term, especially around blacks. Look around before using this word.

Verb. Synonymous with "smoke a crip" or "pop a blood".
Redneck #1 - "hey, lets go poofanigger"

Redneck #2 - "nah, i just did last night, the cops are pissed"
by Justin Cypress September 8, 2007
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skater poof

A male "Skater Boi" who was emotionally devoted to Avril. Upon the impending marriage of Avril, the Skater Boi attempted to express their frustration through skateboarding. When that failed to soothe the emotional loss, the skater boi turned gay.
Kearney used to like Avril, but now he won't quit looking at Norton's butt.
by Rupert September 25, 2004
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Cheesy Poofs

A delicious appetizer found at the Blue Coyote at Squaw Valley consisting of macaroni and cheese fried to produce a delectable triangular morsel of cheesy goodness. Goes great with ranch and honey mustard.
Customer: Yeah, can I have an order of Cheesy Poofs?
Waiter: Hellz yes my new found friend. You may most certainly delve into the realm of fried cheesy greatness!
by ShottyUnoDosFajitas July 5, 2010
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Poof Cake

A Fat Girl that always eats cake and pee's on them self and say its water!
by Lopez April 25, 2004
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poofa

A female who can be too sensitive and usually doesn't want to cooperate with the crowd she's with for activities. A poofa also will play "victim of circumstance" as a response to not wanting the results of her actions.
She was being a poofa because someone said she had on too much makeup so she sat in a corner and ignored everyone.
After lying to her boyfriend the poofa tried to get upset when she was caught. (Many more examples are relevant but that's the basics)
by eeyoee February 24, 2012
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