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player

Person who goes out with girls he doesn't like, then brags about them to other girls he probably doesn't like, just in order to finally use his experience on the girls he does like.
_______is such a player. He wants to go out with __________ but he thinks he can impress her with all the GFs he has had. She, however, thinks he is stupid to fake relationships with multiple girls
by dontaskme2000 April 5, 2003
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sax player

Someone who puts a 3000 quid sax into a 5000 quid car to drive 50 miles and earn 10 quid.
Marika: Hey, so you're the sax player!

Chris: That's me. 10 Euros a night if I'm lucky.
by Chris-Sax May 3, 2007
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Sweaty Player

A sweaty player is usually a player who goes so try hard his hands might as well be sweating from the try hardness.
Yo, that kid is sweating so much. Fuckin try hard. All these sweaty players make me want to quit this game!
by bbqxfrosty July 28, 2019
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playerette

A playerette is like a player but with an extra step in her motivation chain. After all, guys are pretty straightforward: we want sex. Playerettes, on the other hand, use sex as a means to an end, a tool to get things like favors, money, dinner...

A playerette will always have five or six guys around her, as she will use each of them for something different. For example, Carl will pay her rent, Paul, her phone bills, Pat, her car lease, until finally, she's only having sex with one of them... hopefully you.

Remember that a playerette will always get sex in the end -- either from you or someone else.

Since it can be difficult, even for The Player, to imagine his traits in a woman, here's a paradigm: a good example of a playerette is a stripper. Although not all strippers are playerettes, and certainly not vice versa, I choose a stripper because, when you get right down to it (something many guys never end up doing with strippers), she uses sex to get money from men. But when customers stop paying for her "services," she drops them.
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by ! January 21, 2005
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thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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game player

A person that plays games, like mind games with others
by Lil Eng May 28, 2006
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football player

for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.
by MSTFreak May 2, 2005
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