pittsburgh penguins

A hockey team also known as generation x since they are going to be so dominant in a few years but now since the team is made up mostly rookies it really isnt fair.

the pens will be good soon

by vince March 29, 2005

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

Reverse Penguin

When the male and female partners tie each others hands behind their backs, and the erect male chases the female trying to get some of the booty.

"Damn foo, dat gurl loves da reverse penguin."

by Brandon "Fletcher" Flynn April 14, 2004

blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.

Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.

by Twatopussy March 6, 2009

Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.

"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"

by melaniestar May 26, 2016

Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.

hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!

by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010

penguin

Partner for life, a soulmate.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 3, 2008