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penis

charlie town eats penis for dinner!
by yo September 25, 2002
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penis

1)Noun:
Can be used as Yes or No
2)Noun:
Something girls and guys suck on (sad but true)
A: Do you have the time?
B: Penis!
by Semaj November 28, 2004
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penis

A joystick that protrudes from a man's pelvic region - if its button is pressed enough, can cause salty white ice cream to come out, short circuiting the penis, and causing it recede to flaccidity.
Guy - "While playing Star Wars: Rouge Squadron II yesterday, my joystick broke, so I pulled out my spare penis. But there were so many TIE fighters, and I ended up spilling my ice cream all over my keyboard!"
by averygoodburger February 17, 2010
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penis

Get about five dozen eggs. Put 'em in a bowl and mix the F*CK out of them. And what do you get?

PENIS !
by OohEehOohAahAah May 1, 2010
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peni

he has a peni.
by secret809 February 8, 2010
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Penis's

Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500
by ThePenisDoctor December 14, 2012
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Penis

The word "penis" has many definitions...

1.) A word you look up on Urban Dictionary when you're bored out of your mind.
2.) A word you make a define on Urban Dictionary when you have nothing to do.
3.) The third leg.
4.) That wibbly wobbly thing that should be hidden behind a closed door.
5.) The male genital

Male genital
Sally: "Hey have you seen James Charles?"
George: "Yes he cut off his penis."
by peepeepoopoolover February 28, 2020
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