penguin monkey

Exactly what David Archuleta looks like.

Hey. Is that a... man, or a... or a penguin monkey???

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

club penguin

a cool little place for children to interact and meet new friends,simalar to habbo and runescape

penguin 1: hi
penguin 2: hey
penguin 1: wana come to my igloo
penguin 2: sure see u there

club penguin rox

by trfccurt March 15, 2007

fat penguin

fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation

carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it

by doinkbox December 5, 2009

Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

by Jefferson January 1, 2004

penguin fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard that afterwards, she waddles around like a penguin.

Dude I totally penguin fucked Jana last night, she couldn't even walk when I told her to make me a sandwich this morning.

by Jaylor May 10, 2007

pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009

angry penguin

A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.

Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.

by Iron Pizza February 5, 2007