(Noun) one who has trouble walking due to the extreemly obese condition of their body and must resort to a waddling motion similar to that of a penguin in order to move/walk.
by Yeti Hutz April 17, 2010
Get the Ass Penguin mug.A selfish trick played on a co-worker: As you are headed to take a bowel movement, you pass a co-worker coming out of the handicap stall. He makes a comment that he warmed it up for you. You thank him and enter the handicap stall (because there is more room in the handicap stall then the adjoining regular stall) and do your business. At this point you realize that there is no toilet paper and your co-worker, who failed to warn you, has left the lavatory. You have no choice but to stand up and with your pants around your ankle, you shuffle like a penguin from the handicap stall into the regular stall to complete your paperwork.
That fucking Bobby set me up by using up the toilet paper and purposely did not tell me as I headed into the stall. I had no choice but to do an angry penguin scuffle into the next stall to wipe my ass!
by Office Barnacle March 7, 2013
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Get the finger penga mug.Club Penguin is a gay virtual world where people make penguins and go on dates with people they don't know.
It's also full of faggots that ask to be your friend as soon as you come in the room! :D
It's also full of faggots that ask to be your friend as soon as you come in the room! :D
by WildCanLose June 5, 2010
Get the club penguin mug.1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.
2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.
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