Smashed that Pasty

When you rub your ding dong right in the buttcrack and smash that rectum.

"Dude I totally Smashed that Pasty last night."

by smashthepasties September 3, 2014

pasty

A friggen retard. One who is most likely dumb, and scrawny.

Pasty. He is scrawny, and friggen retarded.

by Mat April 1, 2003

pastries

code name for black and milds. can be used by saying making pastries, buying pastries, eating pastries, etc.

angie- hey are you coming over this saturday to make some pastries?
christina- yeah, did you already buy them?
angie- i bought them yesterday, but we have to eat them soon .
christina- okay.

by flyawaybirdy. November 13, 2010

hanging pastrami

When a women's vagina is protruding outside of the vagina and resembles pastrami sandwich

My ex wife has a hanging pastrami! Hence the "Ex"

by Nasty mike 13 November 23, 2013

pasty

A large pastry that a young fellow named Michael Spinks has reportedly banged.

I would not advise trying to visualise this event.

by Random Person May 20, 2004

Patrycja

An annoying girl who is toxic and lies. Don’t always trust them. They’re the type to laugh at you when you fall over and then bring it up again and again.

Person 1: ‘I think she is a Patrycja.’
Person 2: ‘How??’
Person 1: ‘She was humiliating and embarrassing Person 3 earlier.’

by bleachhyyyyy April 16, 2020

Pasty

A word used to describe a woman of reasonable attraction.
This pasty can be graded using precious metals to express the intensity of the attraction.

1.
Jim: Met some pasty at the weekend!

Chaz: sweet man! how good?

Jim: Golden at the least.

2.
"Mate, i seriously smashed platinum pasty last night!"

3.
"Golden pasty is a right dirty bitch, Fucking love it!"

4.
"I'd fucking ruin that pasty"

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009