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Prison Barber

On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.

So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Don’t be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after y’all cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
by Bubba the Gimp April 4, 2022
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prison golf

The act of sticking you big erect penis in between a guys testicles and then proceed to stroke it like you are having intercourse.
Me and Tyrone were prison golfing last night in the laundry room
by My nigga weslee December 5, 2017
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Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.
Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"
by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021
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prison yank

When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
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British Prison

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison
by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020
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Prisoner Pickle

1 - Pickles made from storing vegetables in a vagina.

2 - A phallic vegetable that has begun to pickle due to prolonged boofing.
In work release, my friend Slippery Slope was notorious for getting caught making a prisoner pickle from a cucumber she stole from the kitchen.
by William Teach February 10, 2020
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Arse Prison

A chair that is painfully uncomfortable to sit on.
I wouldn't sit on that green chair, that's arse prison!
by SnakeCambridge March 30, 2015
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