Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
by Moghidean September 10, 2011
Get the Prime Directive Fap mug.An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.
by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019
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by RetardPie115 May 21, 2020
Get the Optimus prime mug.Following a severe disappointment following Amazon's take on Black Friday sale for it's prime members. Primeday is now a quantitative term to describe someone's huge disappointment about certain event, especially if judging by the signs prior to the the event it was meant to be an amazing event.
Q: Hey man! How's it hanging, how was the party? A: It was a primeday! only one person turned up, my mom...
by Exparty August 12, 2015
Get the Primeday mug.Steve received an A+ in math class because geometry was his prime eagle.
Eric loved to play all sports, but football was definitely his prime eagle.
Eric loved to play all sports, but football was definitely his prime eagle.
by Jesse Hanawalt July 15, 2006
Get the prime eagle mug.for when someone gets unbelievably drunk that all memory is lost and the past nights events are so regrettable that you wish you could relive it this usually happens at proms and school dances
"omg did you see me last night i was so promed"
"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"
"did you see john last night man that guy was promed"
by murphy1990 January 16, 2010
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B : Yeah, it's Prime Hydration. It taste nice.
B : Yeah, it's Prime Hydration. It taste nice.
by Bugymenjagi January 5, 2022
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