Pushed my hairline back

When the black negro barber pushes the negro customers hairline back so hard he ages 30 years

Man my barber done fucked me up, my side-chick dont wanna fuck me no more because this negro barber pushed my hairline back

by A White Negro May 27, 2023

Pisseded

Beyond pissed, angry,

Kailyn pisseded me off

by Streetelf69 December 21, 2023

pissedoffitis

when a person becomes so angry that bodily swelling (and possibly infection) has occured

Despite my suggestion to regularly drink green tea daily, the patient acquired a case of pissedoffitis that now requires prescription medication. Prognosis:good.

by CoteDeBeaune November 12, 2023

pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.

I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out

by leafy leaf May 10, 2024

Pishes

When a group is low on water but the dishes need to be washed, the person that has drunk the most water uses their piss to do the dishes.

It's Marvin's turn to do the pishes, I made sure he drank the last couple of gallons of water.

by swicdth May 22, 2025

pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025