Post piss

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011

post-piss bliss

That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.

Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!

by QueenFatasse March 13, 2011

pissed-posting

pissed posting - the act of posting on social media whilst intoxicated and making an ass of yourself; posting on social media whilst out on the piss

Shaun is pissed-posting again after fifteen shots down at his local.

by BaconDink168 November 22, 2025