Pishes

Squishy love between two beautiful people who are also each other’s spirit animals

You could say “you’re my pish” or “we’re the pishes” or even “pishes forever”

by Helpsey & Pat See Ew February 19, 2022

Pishes

The outflow of urine from oneself. To urinate.

Don't give Micky anymore alcoholic beverages as he always pishes the bed when he's had too much to drink.

by Curly Teeth Magee July 25, 2018

Pishing

Scottish dialect form of "pissing". Basically means "urinating".

Dave was pishing up the wall.

by Rabsputin September 03, 2011

pish

Variation of piss, most usually used in the north (particularly Scotland).

stop talking pish
ach, pish!
what a bundle of pish.

by steroozi August 30, 2003

pished

Yet another word from Scottish people for drunk, we have millions

"ach man, I'm well pished"

by Kieren and Grae July 01, 2006

Pished

Drunk

I am well pished.

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Pishhing

To piss, but in a way that silences the splashing or tinkling sound.

Commonly achieved by aiming the piss at the inside of the toilet bowl or by padding the bottom with toilet paper in order to muffle the sound.

Often done when you don't want to draw attention to your piss.

"I had to use the public toilet yesterday but I was scared I'd make too much noise so I had to resort to pishhing"

by just like honey August 20, 2017