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one-two shuffle 

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
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One Handian 

1) A one handian is a mistake who has one hand

-They also like to stroke their pp to black bbc boys named Daquavion woods
Wow! Do you see that one handian he just gave a wicked fingering to my step grandma! Radical dude
One Handian by DaQuavion Woods December 12, 2022

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

one hundred 

keepin it real to the fullest and super tight.

end of the convo
Luke: aight man, peace
Q: kool homie, keep it one hundred (100)
one hundred by tip drill March 12, 2008

one hit shit 

Weed often found in legends and story books. No one knows if it really exists, or if it is just a myth. According to the stories, one hit is enough to get you high. Some people tell of crazy things happening when they smoke one hit shit, however it i never known whether these stories are true.
one hit shit is a stoners holy grail
one hit shit by deee June 19, 2004

One Piece 

The best show in the world. Recently, in the Japanese version, Monkey D Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates stormed Enies Island, the World Government's Stronghold, and totally owned in like 7 degrees of ass.

No one's done that in 100 years, so now Luffy is like super famous among a bunch of pirates all over the world.

One Piece is sexually great. I jack off to it alot. And there are no sex scenes. I jack off to the fight scenes.
One Piece by ONE PIECE RAWKZ September 12, 2006

One tire fire 

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.
"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."
One tire fire by Jonathan May 7, 2004