god

Bill Clinton when he sports his leather jacket, combover, and pimpin' gator boots.

God and Clinton are one in the same... just like republicans and a bad economy.

by Hydrogen Elf January 27, 2003

God

The Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End, initiator of the Universe, Science, Life, and Death. At several points in the past he has tried to reveal his message to humans through prophets (Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham, Isaiah), his most intelligent design on this planet, but later discovered that it wasn't worth his time, because Humans/Homo Sapiens are just incapable of accepting God in conjuction with science, religious variety in ways god's power is taught/worshiped (aka, not only through the Christian Bible), and human nature/sexuality. As a result many kill others or themselves in his name, even though he reveals to us that peace is rewarded in the end.

God is there, whether one accepts his existence or not. Many take the Christian Bible (especially Old Testament) too literally without thinking deeper about the times in which they were written, and the people who wrote them. His message to us is just as relevant today as it has ever been, and only the ignorant choose to see religion/god in Black and White, including both atheists/agnostics and religious extremists/fundamentalists.

by RDUdude August 27, 2005

God

A fictional being created by society as an explanation to how the world came to be and to give people hope.

There is no God, nor is there a Devil; the world is neutral!

by gothkid207 May 4, 2008

God's will

An excuse to kill another person, needing no further explanation or preparation.

Jeff: Yo bra, why you stab me?

"Bra": God's will, buddy.

by Cairoi June 26, 2007

god

God is dead. Deal with it, already.

What is dead? God is.

by Bonaman October 29, 2005

God

1 "dog" backwards

2 Believed to be the higher power - creator of the universe

3 Someone who proved his presence a long time ago to three different people in three different ways and got them to kill each other in the crusades - but I think he had his reasons

1 "Ayo! Did you know "God" is "dog" backwards?!"

2 Read the bible

3 Guy #1: Muslams! Jews! Christians! Who's telling the truth?

Guy #2: All of them!

by W0ot September 10, 2006

God

The creator who watches over us from heaven.

God will save us all.

by someone June 23, 2004