Federal offense

Something that your mom is.

His mom was tampering with the mail again, so she became a federal offense.

by $yd December 31, 2011

kid got offended

slang term used to anger someone after they retaliate from either a burn, comment, or statement, that may or may not have even offended them.

hey steve your mom was good last night

Steve: "fuck off"

whoaa kid got offended

by WayILive June 20, 2008

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by MGLA August 30, 2008

take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.

Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!

by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008

Offended

People who get 1 like on their favorite picture or post, and blame it on someone else

Any political party besides Republicans.

I'm offended from people who smell for some reason. Best stay away.

by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020

Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. Tommy Maddox's massive failure has been immortalized by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

Offered

A boy that is a male hoe. i.e he will sex any girl

dat boy is so offered

by Aisha Da Nang One March 21, 2004