Definitions by $yd

Federal offense 

Something that your mom is.

His mom was tampering with the mail again, so she became a federal offense.

Federal offense by $yd December 31, 2011

Jacob 

Very popular name, but can also mean stupid or idiotic.

That kid was such a Jacob. When he drew that picture of the submarinehe put wheels on it! SMH

After school got out and everyone screamed weekend, I realized I was a Jacob for finally finding out it was Friday.

Jacob by $yd December 31, 2011