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ninja edit 

A ninja edit is an change made to a published post or article (typically on a bulletin board) that preempts the first response made. Often, the existence of the ninja edit is only made clear by a reference to the mistake or inconsistency in the original article by the response. In such a case, the author of the response began writing before the ninja edit, but submitted the response after the ninja edit had been made.

The phrase is made up of ninja, a much-revered warrior caste famed for their speed and agility, and edit, the process of changing a creative work.

The usefulness of ninja edits is typically hightened by bulletin boards that allow free editing of a post before any responses have been made, but make a mandatory note of any edits made after the first response has been made. Hence, if the author identifies the mistake, he or she must act quickly to rectify it before another poster replies.
Original post by X:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend.

Y reads the original post.

X then edits the post to read:
Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.

Meanwhile, Y has written, and subsequently entered, the post:
HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!

Y then reads the edited original post, then enters the post:
Oh! Nice ninja edit!

In this case, the thread would read, to a party reading it at a later time:

X: Hey! I had a really fun day today, I went to the beach with my girlfriend.

Y: HAHA! You have a boyfriend? j00r a fag!

Y: Oh! Nice ninja edit!
ninja edit by Odiumjunkie April 12, 2006
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Ninja Nude 

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'

Ninja pig 

The Ninja pig is a domestic animal that is damm fat pug who can jump 2 times their damm height boi so yeah. MADE!!!! BY Calvin Wellman/ Ryan Nash inspired by Max the ninja pig/pug
Sing this: Can he fly no he can't he just a ninja pig who farts rainbow
Ninja pig by Bob Bobfer Boby July 15, 2017

Ninja Selfie 

Taking a “secretselfie with someone else’s phone, while waiting to take a photo for them, for them to find later. This is done as a fun prank.
I asked the couple if they would like me to snap a pic of them and I took a few Ninja selfies while they got ready.
Ninja Selfie by Fitchic July 1, 2019

ninja warrior 

Noun: A television show which originally aired on Japanese television, known as Sasuke there, in between dramas. It features contestants trying to complete the four difficult stages on Mount Fujiyama. It now appears on G4 and many American viewers are transfixed by the ridiculousness of the course, but also at the contestants atheleticism.

Verb: To attack a series of obstacles with a lack of fear, determination, and strength.
N: Did you see commercial fisherman Makoto Nagano race up the final obstacle on Ninja Warrior. That motherfucker is crazy, i saw him practicing on his bigass fishing boat. I bet he smells like cod.

V: Oh shit, this is nice. Watch me ninja warrior over this fence, across that pole, up the stairs, swim through that pond, and hit the oak tree at the end of the street. It's goin to be fucking nuts. I bet I can do it in like 25 seconds.
ninja warrior by AJ Trailah May 3, 2007

ninja tuck 

To tuck one's boner up into his waistband quickly while nobody is looking to avoid it being noticed.
At the same time Jon had a full boner, the teacher called him up to the board. He performed a ninja tuck and nobody was the wiser.
ninja tuck by Cowboy Dave November 19, 2006

ninja bitch 

A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).
She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!
ninja bitch by Alinama S. May 19, 2006