midnight gentleman

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.

Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

by siesindeinescheisskopf August 3, 2006

MIDIYA

My Dick In Yo Ass

Whaaaaat your gunna get MIDIYA if you dont pass them sticks!

by captain xCSNx December 16, 2008

Midnight-Kabalah'd

When you're so high that you're borderline smoking with Moses..

You should see hot-dog and macaroni and cheese last supper we're having right now, we're so Midnight-Kabalah'd!

by LOLZhunnie69 March 10, 2009

midlie crisis

Realizing halfway through a fib that you're going to be called out on it. Usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.

I was telling my boss I was late because of traffic, but then I remembered he lives near me and I had a midlie crisis. I told him I took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained I had just adopted children this weekend...

by Jungok January 25, 2010

Midnight Gold

A combination between Strongbow Hard Apple Cider and Guiness.

"Gimme a couple glasses of Midnight Gold barkeep."

by Jerlex Villmer December 31, 2009

Midgitard

(Mihj-ee-Tard) An individual on the shorter side who is not a Little Person, but is close enough to be questioned.

(Looking at a picture of Danny DeVito in skinny jeans)
Mark Fifton: Bro, that dude be hella Midgitarded
Zaquex: Yea hes a midgitard

Jersey Shores 'Snookie': Im such a midgitard
Zaquex: Word

by Mark Fifton February 12, 2010

Midnight Bobsled

When you are banging a chick from precariously positioned at the top of a flight of stairs, and just as you reach climax, you give her a nudge forward and ride her down the steps while inside her. The ensuing vibrations feel.... just terrific.

So it was really hard to trick Jane into me preforming a midnight bobsled on her, because who the fuck has sex by the top of the stairs. I told her to trust me and she fell for it. I came buckets.

by GonePostal21 July 10, 2010