midget thug

a short person who is a drugge too!

You are such a midget thug!

by gretchen August 31, 2003

tall midget

Someone who falls below average height, but is still too tall to be considered a midget.

Steve asked Rebecca out on a date, but his tall midget stature of only 5'10" resulted in his immediate rejection.

(At a midget club called Lowriders)
Midget 1: Dude, that bouncer is huge.
Midget 2: I know. He's like 5'6". I wouldn't want to piss him off. I'd shit myself.

by Beefy Queefy December 5, 2016

midget toss

While your penis is inside the womans vagina shake her repediatly and after you climax toss her over your head (kinda of like a belly to belly suplex) and point and laugh at her pain.

I midget tossed that bitch all accross the room last night!!!
- Snootch to the nootch

by MGS with BS June 19, 2006

Wrestling the Midget

slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)

Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?

Man 2: Oh yeah.

Man 1: What happened?

Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.

Man 1: What did she do?

Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.

Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...

by dcf68 June 26, 2006

midget starfish

a sexual act where five legless midgets lay on their backs all nubbed together in a star shape and one fag blows them all at the same time

That sick fuck at work CODY WORLEY seems like the type that would do a midget starfish, i'm sure he'd love all those shlongs in his mouth.

by hendogmx October 21, 2009

Crack midget

A nigga of small stature who indulges in the pleasures of inhaling vaporized crack cocaine

I was locked up in the joint with a fuckin crack midget bruh. that nigga was out of his mind, wouldn't stop fiending for rock so I punted his little ass into the toilet

by Realassmofucka69420 January 23, 2021

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018