Merlin's beard

When having sex with a young lady one withdraws his love staff at the point of ejaculation and sprays his love muck on the lady's chin. The jizz should start to hang down off the chin, creating a rather fetching white beard look, similar to Merlin's.

"Hey guess what Rich, I did a Merlin's beard on your mum last night!"

"Oh right I just thought she hadn't shaved!"

by Ste Crayston December 7, 2006

merkin

A Cigarette Lighter, Used to light cigarettes.

Set us that merkin, will you?

by DrummerJonny August 14, 2007

Merlin's Beard

A layer of semen on a girl's face in areas where facial hair is commonly found on men, e.g. chin, upper lip, cheeks, neck. Usually results after a blowjob.

"Do you want a blowjob, sweetheart?"

"Yeah! How do you want it to end today, honey?"

"I'd love to have a Merlin's Beard, but whatever you want. It's your special day."

"You want it, you got it!"

by Merlin's Wife July 2, 2009

Merlins Beard

Where one ejaculates onto one's partners face, leaving them with a beard dripping from their chin

1.

Dave: I was with this girl last night.
Tim: Oh yeah, how'd it go?
Dave: Got a blowjob
Tim: Did she swallow?
Dave: no, mate she likes it with a Merlins Beard
Tim: ......
Dave: Yeah....

2.

Steve: Want me to pull out?
Daisy: yeah, give me a Merlins Beard

by Jimmy Buttcracker August 20, 2013

merrinati

A coinage of “merr” and “Illuminati”
Merr being a online predator on Discord who likes to send explicit images to underaged children online

Illuminati being a secret organization that wants to take over the world

Basically meaning: A pedophile who wants to control everybody

Don’t go out when it’s dark kiddo, the merrinati is gonna snatch you!

by Smirkypenis1337 January 9, 2025

merrinati

A coinage of the words “merr” and “Illuminati”

Merr is an online predator on Discord who keeps getting caught multiple times having sent explicit images to underaged children

Illuminati is a secretive organization known to have/want control over the world.

Basically: Merrinati is a child predator who wants to be in control of everyone..

Don’t go out when it’s dark kiddo, or else the merrinati will snatch ya!

by Smirkypenis1337 January 9, 2025

Merrinate

To effortlessly soak in success, talent, and pure awesomeness, making everything and everyone around you instantly better—like a marinade, but for being iconic.

That full-out was soooo good. Everyone must have merrinated before practice.

I haven't been feeling my best lately. I just need to merrinate a little and then I'll feel great!

Merrin slayed her run throughs at PCA with beauty, grace, talent, and strength. She's was definitely merrinating on that floor.

by lmblack January 30, 2025