morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

mornington peninsula

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

by Cook!e February 26, 2008

morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by dragon1037 October 19, 2008

Morning Make-out

A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.

Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!

Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!

by AznPrincess July 12, 2009

Morning Iron

Just like morning wood, but this type is hard like iron. Also its not that easy to get rid of.

"Man I got morning iron like a mother fucker. Well its time to rub one out"

"Fuck the hammer, I got something better than that (pulls out cock)"

by Elgin's finest September 3, 2011

Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

Morningstar

Morningstar is a divine title name given and bestowed to the musician “Poshmipo” as a reminder of his godly purpose , Morningstar remains the dawn , King of darkness , Arrival of dawn . The indie star 🌟 that shines and illuminate alone .

Lady 1: I can imagine why they dub Poshmipo the Morningstar among the rest of the celebrity stars

Lilith: Lol Poshmipo is the King of all stars , just call him “MORNINGSTAR”

by Morningstar999 February 16, 2021