Mind Blowing

A highly passionate act of sex in which the man reaches climax while penetrating the woman's skull through the eye socket.

Kim decided that in order to prove her undying love to Thurston, she would submit to him on their wedding night, receiving his wild bronco thrusts into her skull in what was to be her first, literally, "mind numbing," Mind Blowing experience.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Mind Boggling

1. Extreme cognitive dissonance.
2. Glenn Beck.

1. The popularity of the "Tea Party Movement" is mind boggling.

2. "Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution"

"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"

by Pedantatron March 19, 2010

Mind Fucked

During absolute orgasm, your body and mind combine. This takes one on an out of body experience that allows the person a sensory overload that fucks with a persons control over thoughts and actions.

Getting fucked beyond belief. Not being able to move, or otherwise further enjoy yourself, due to extreme stimulation of the sexual organs, awakening sensations not previously experienced.

She totally mind fucked me.

He fucked my brains out

I couldn't even move man! I was mind fucked!

by Tracdiggers June 9, 2010

mind fold

Blind Fold that alows the eyes to be opend but still cant see A dam thing. Used in sex play and BDSM.

The mind fold played with her mind as her eyes looked frantickly in the dark space to see the next target of his whip.

by Quadman2005 July 20, 2008

mind kampf

closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun

why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead

by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

mind bobbling

used when mind boggling makes too much sense

"That movie doesn't make sense. "

"You don't make sense!"

"Oh damn, that just bobbled my mind."

"Yeah, you just got a mind bobbling."

by horsemeat.mpeg April 6, 2010

mind-controlling nose gnome

A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.

The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!

by boomerang19 June 21, 2006