cop logic

A method of thinking used by police offers to justify their actions. It is often confusing and not understood by non police officers.

If a non white is outside then they must be committing a crime.

If they are committing a crime then they must be arrested.

If a non white is outside then they must be arrested.

cop logic 101

by pseudonymouslyarriffic July 27, 2011

Duck Dynasty Logic

Saying any offensive thing you want and justifying it with religious beliefs/right to free speech. Popularized by Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty for his anti-gay comments during and interview in GQ magazine.

Comparing homosexuality to bestiality and passing it off as religious beliefs. Duck Dynasty Logic.
'I think homosexuality is a step away from bestiality.'

'What the hell dude?'

'Don't get offended by my opinion I have a right to free speech and freedom of religious expression. Duck Dynasty Logic.'

by Nale Dixon December 22, 2013

Logical blowjob

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

Logic

Something that the general population of good ole 'murica lacks.

85% of americans believe in an all-knowing invisible man in the sky. logic ftw.

by AkiraKurosawa September 4, 2011

Lahori Logic

Statements that make no logical sense at all.

The origin of this term comes from Lahore, a large city in Pakistan. "Lahori" means a person from Lahore.

Usage of this term started when people noticed that quite a few articles found in Pakistani official statements, newspapers and blogs used some extremely dubious logic to justify things. This term is now used for any articles (not just from Pakistan) that use strange arguments and twisted logic.

An example of Lahori Logic would be a recent case in Australia where four Pakistani brothers claimed that since a girl didn't wear a headscarf, was drinking alcohol and was unaccompanied, they had the right to rape her.

by bumskie March 19, 2011

Logicable

A justification for having an amount of knowledge.

KIm K. "I have this, like, sixth sense where I can smell if someone has a cavity"
Kanye. W "Babe, that's so logicable"

by Paige Jazmin Willow February 5, 2020

Logist

A logist is someone who uses logistics on everything, and in exchange for using logic, you are called every bad ist word there is, such as racist.

“Mrs. Johnson, that man is a narcissist!”
“No, Jimmy, he’s a logist”

by The Jedi Master of Nuts June 19, 2020