dog load

Nicer way to say "piece of shit" when you're trying not to swear.

Person 1: My knight in shining armor turned out to be an idiot wrapped in tin foil! SMDH
Person 2: Man! What a real dog load!

by DudeBroLad February 6, 2021

a nose load

Blowing an excessive amount of mucus into a kleenex. Usually a result from holding in snot in public as not to have to blow one's nose publicly. Also a result of cold season. Similar to blowing a load, but with one's nose.

Joe: *blows a nose load*
Rob: "Damn Joe."
Joe: "What? You know I'm allergic to pollen."
Rob: "Yeah but look at that tissue. It's overflowing with mucus and it's getting on your hand..."
Joe: "Ever since I ran out of Claritins I've been filling up kleenex like a G-rated Ron Jeremy."
Rob: "Whatever, just go wash your hands."

by pistolpete332 February 7, 2013

soap load

A soap load is when go to wash your hands and the soap dispenser sprays past your hand and ejaculates onto your pants.

Man, the soap dispenser in the bathroom just Ej'ed a big soap load onto my pants!

by Yackobeen March 12, 2014

shrode-load

1. unit of weight that is equal to 2.3 metric tons

2. a large amount of produced commodity of a shroder member

can you get me a shrode-load of dirt?

did you see that shrode-load on her face?

by m1dn1gh7t4gg3r January 18, 2011

Free Load

A man or woman who gets free treats i.e holidays, accomodation, dinner. Can be conveyed with gun toting hand gestures..

"Man, fucking Adam Burch, what a free load, he hasn't paid for a thing all holiday"
"FREE LOAD"

by Mr Snide August 16, 2011

pant-load

A indeterminately large amount of something.

"The Freeman Museum has a pant-load of classic computers."

by subliminal labs September 21, 2005

Load of Wank

Anything that is untrue or falacy.......Typically used by Pompous British men.

Sean saying he is a womanizer, thats a load of wank.

by Bebes May 13, 2005