Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

Lander University

A smallish (4000) people public school in Greenwood SC. It is not a prestigious school by any means, it is division two and has a recently renovated sports complex. The school is below mediocre and it is typically lower middle class rednecks who go there. However, it is located on a lake, which is a bonus. Color is blue and mascot is the bear cat (which for those of you who don't know a bear cat is not a bear or a cat...it is a lesser panda technically) Four roommates instead of two and the only major diversity comes from the Colombian guys on the soccer team. Lander has no football team. It is approximately 70 percent girls and 30 percent men.

She scored a 1050 on her SAT so she is going to Lander University

Furman, Wofford, and USC rejected him so he decided he was going to lander.

Wooo! Go Bear cats...I am going to Lander.

by Annimation March 11, 2011

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

Laufer

two men going 69 on each other while two other men fuck the others while tied to a table.

Fred, Gorge, Chris and Kyle preforemd a Laufer and were late to work because they couldnt ride a bike afterwards.

by Jesus 911 January 7, 2010

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

ladderman

Just one of the many names given to one of the greatest minds of our time, Jedediah Schlatt. He earned this name when he demonstrated his mastery over the forces of nature using nothing but a ladder to do so.

“You don’t understand why they call me Ladderman!”-Jshlatt addressing Wilbur Soot on September 8th, 2019 A.D.

by GoblinRetardFaggot September 27, 2020

cory loudermilk

A flightless gay bird often found walking backwards along the rivers of montana. Enlarged anal glands and non stop chattering are a true sign this bird is sexually receptive.

Wow ! That person is happier than cory loudermilk in a gay bar !

by mtgsxr September 8, 2016