Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

Little Lion

A common housecat or a housecat that is quite territorial.

look at timmy prouncing around the backyard, he's being a little lion.

by Cartaya November 11, 2008

tape lion

bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no sexualism, just look up the term Levi in this dictionary.

the tape lion ate all of levi's food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.

by tape lion scientist June 1, 2007

practical mountain lion

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie

"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

by Heather March 8, 2004

White Lion

Complete toss pot that used to be the leader of *LuNa*

You're a complete wanker
that can be said like this:
You're a White Lion

by Reaper July 26, 2003

Ryon the Lion

A tall, blonde male, aged 14-15. They like to make weird noises, they are very passive aggresive, they like to stare at people, and they have a best friend who is black.

Kayla- Hey, Ryon the Lion.
Ryon- DON'T CALL ME THAT!!
Will- Did you really just say that??
Kayla- Why, what does it mean??
Ryon- Racist!!
Kayla- How is it racist? And why can David call you it?
Ryon- Reasons. And because he's Mexican, so its okay.

by ihatespiders October 24, 2010

Anthony Lion

Anthony Lion is a fictional character that has on several occasions featured live on BBC Radio Shropshire. His character originates from a soft toy lion in a crane machine that had a slight resemblance to someone from Big Brother UK at the time, called Anthony.

Anthony Lion features amongst other quirky fictional characters such as:

Wolfmasta Varns, Chimpmasta Varns, Addy G, Ross Wiggum, Slamdunk, Ell Da Peach, Funkmasta J, Judy Mincefield and The Shoe Leprechaun.

"BBC Radio Shropshire Thank you for that request for the monster mash.. from anthony lion in Ditherington - we'll see if we can squeeze it in later"

"Oh shit... i just lost a fucking anthony lion.. IT WAS THIS CLOSE!!"

by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008