When you slam your keyboard to make a word out of random letters, often used after someone said something fucking stupid.
by Lipton Geschmack Peach Ice Tea July 31, 2017

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
by silviasm September 2, 2022

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.
by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020

by purpelbananaa October 12, 2020

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022
