A woman who maks highly questionable noises during sex, such that it sounds as if you are just pressing the sound effect buttons on a keyboard rather than pleasuring her.

*ooh-ooh-aah-aah*
*woof woof*
*ding dong*
*squelch*
*mmmmooooooo*
*beep-beep*
*dropped cutlery*
*police siren*
*tearing paper*
*helicopter*
*meow*
*baby laugh*
etc.

Dude 1: Do you think she's faking?

Dude 2: Nah, she's just a sex keyboard

sex keyboard by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

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Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast

Person that spends $300 for a gmk set, $2/per-switch, and $900 for a keyboard kit

Mechanical keyboard enthusiast: ok, this is definitely my endgame keybord

Mechanical Keyboard Enthusiast by Nuudul May 4, 2021

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germinated keyboard

what you will have if you dont wash your hands after using the washroom, and then going straight to the computer.

dude your keyboard is soo germinated i can see the germs!

germinated keyboard by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

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