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Jesus Pills

A pill embodiment of Jesus that literally turns water into WINE!!!
Person A: Yo Ben you got that good shit?
Person B: Do you mean them Jesus Pills? That turns water into WINE!!!??
Person A: What else is there brosif?
by 10/10 spice game October 26, 2018
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Jessie paege

A wholesome dad who posts videos on YouTube for her children. She is also a meme, a rat and a high key ratatouille fan. Our dad stans equality rights and has had hair every colour of the pride flag.
Me: STREAM PHANTOM BY JESSIE PAEGE
Everyone: *is forced to stream Phantom*
by Hxwellz December 12, 2019
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Jester

as a name (most likely self chosen), unisex
So much to say about the kind of person who choses Jester as their name.
For starters, they move to their own beat, they dont let the world decide anything for them. Despite being a bit unique they deeply love their friends. Jester(s) are loyal to their friends as if they are royalty. Jester(S) can be very flirty and long for personal connection with others. In a romantic relationship you will always be their main priority. Jester(s) love to show their affection to friends and lovers in every way they can. Jester(s) long to bring light into their peoples lives, joy and laughter. (as a court jester would) Jester(s) are most likely the creative and curious type, always ready for a new adventure.
That Jester is pretty goofy, but I trust them a lot.
by jesterbug November 22, 2020
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sexy Jesus

He died for our sins, you gotta believe us.
Coined by Dana Marschz in his production of Hamlet 2.
Rock me, rock me, rock me, sexy Jesus.
by Danny Zeff July 6, 2009
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come to jesus

Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)
He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".
by Big Bob July 28, 2004
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Jessica Rabbit

Just about the sexiest cartoon you will ever see. Was married to Rodger Rabbit in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit." Could be used to describe a hot girl. Many guys jack off to the sound of her voice.
"Mann, I saw a Jessica Rabbit yesterday... damn she was smokin"
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jessi slaughter parenting

when parents are couldn't care less what completely absurd things their children do, and do nothing whatsoever to protect/supervise their children.
at the beach, some little girl about 3 or 4 years old went way too deep into the water and almost drowned, no adults were around to help her, "that's some jessi slaughter parenting right there, someone's just letting their kid drown."
by asdfg_nwp July 22, 2010
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