New Jersey

To all you New Yorkers and Pennsylvanians who claim everyone from New Jersy is stupid:

New Jersey is ranked fourth in a survey conducted to determine the smartest state (based on high school graduation rates and various other factors). New York placed sixth.
Pennsylvania you're not too far behind at number nine.
(In case you're wondering which state ranked first; Massachusettes)

Suck on that one, Grasshopper.

Dad: Oh, so you're from New Jersey aye? I would be honored if you'd plant your seed in my daughter.
Guy from Jersey: I already have. But thanks for the go ahead.

by Dictator For Life September 14, 2005

Jessenia

( Jeh - SEN - iyA ) or ( Juh - SEN - iya )

Jessenia is the girl that you want, but you know you'll never have. She is very outgoing, artistic, and loud if she wants to be. But she also has a competitive side, she'll do almost anything to win at any game, contest, etc. Jessenia loves to sing, probably because she has the most beautiful voice. She also loves acting and dancing. You always want to be around Jessenia, you are just happy when you are around her, and somehow she always gets you rolling on the floor laughing. There is just something charismatic about her. Jessenia usually has A LOT of friends. Jessenia's usually had darker hair (Either curly or wavy) and brown eyes. Is a late bloomer but later has a curvy body. She is drop dead gorgeous. Boys are obviously attracted to her. You envy her but once you get to know her, you want to be her best friend. If you are ever so lucky to get to know a Jessenia, don't let go of her.

Noah: Who is THAT? That girl has almost gathered a crowd around her by doing absolutely nothing.
Asher: Im pretty sure I remember her name being Jessica or something, she was in my Science class.
Noah: Oh yeah! Actually, I think its Jessenia. She's gorgeous! What I wouldn't give to have her.

by used paper towel May 17, 2019

South Jersey

Well South Jersey is well the best part of New Jersey. If you past through South Jersey you can see the ghetto, suburbs, farms all with in one mile and you can see that almost everyone gets along. People that are born and raised in south jersey you know that when you talk and say water you say wooder, you go to one of the hundreds of super wawa's for tasty cakes and soda not cola, you root for Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, Flyer, and Union. everyone know that jersey shore makes us look bad (they aren't even from jersey). if we didnt have Camden (no hate intended) New Jersey would be the best state ever.

Stupid douche bag not from jersey: Oh you from jersey
South Jersey guy: yea
Stupid douche bag not from jersey: where's your accent
South Jersey guy: go to hell

by Jerseykid99 February 22, 2011

jeroen

A name of Latin origin, often it is used to describe men of great sexual potency and even greater sized sexual equipment that still fail to get laid.

The man was quite a Jeroen, bearing the 12 inch penis but still only getting lucky with hookers.

by 6 April 2, 2004

jersey

The livest state on the East Coast the heart of the Tri-state area, cats always wanna diss Jersey but
its live out here,and they mad because they stuck out there in Omaha Nebraska Shotout to the Whole 609, 856, 732, 201, 908,973, the whole JERSEY!!!!

"where you from ock?"
"Jersey"

"oh word damn kid it gets gully out there!"

by illesko April 17, 2006

North Jersey

Part of Jersey that is VERY close to New York and seems more city-like than South Jersey. South Jersey residents love to hate on us North Jersey people because we are more advanced and don't depend on hoes and beers to have fun. Yes, i admit that South Jersey is a nice place to go for the summer, but what the fuck to they do when summer's over? It's a lame ass area once it gets a little breezy. They also seem to be a bit racist, considering that they crack on North Jersey people for their mix of races. Don't be jealous cuz we're more divorce. Most of South Jersey is occupied by ignorant whites who give latinos and african americans the only dirty looks when they visit. South Jersey=Lame. So what if north jersey has some rougher neighborhoods. It just shows that the residents there could adjust to different, harder environments. They don't have to stay in their little simple boring towns in South Jersey.

Megan: Oh My Gahhd! Im from South Jersey & i absolutely love it there !!!

Me: Lame -__-

*North Jersey is where i'm at ;D

by XXiStateFactsXX July 6, 2009

New Jersey

I love New Jersey. There is no other way to explain it. I have traveled all over the country and the world and there is no other place I would rather live. I have lived in Jersey.. no not Joisey... for my whole life until I moved to Tennessee to attend college. I hated it. The day I graduated from college I moved right back home and don't plan on moving out of this state again. Oh, and not to mention that Jersey girls are the hottest!

Tennessee Idiots: "Oh, you're from JOISEY! Do you live like the Suprano's?"
Me: No, fuck off! I live in New Jersey on a farm, and i'm not Italian and I don't live like the fuckin Suprano's!

by HickChick908 October 8, 2005