Israeli Ceasefire

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

by LT Jr March 18, 2025

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Israel McCorkle

A Creative Fashion Designer, Author, and Future actor, known for Inventing new styles in the Fashion Industry.

The Founder of The Fashion Brand "McCorklen" is Israel McCorkle.

by kally O March 21, 2025

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israel is a fake country established on thousands of palestinian corpses. they invaded palestine in 1947 and killed thousands of palestinians to get into power of the land. this is terrorism.

israel is a fake state

by george l bush March 31, 2025

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Someone with this name will be one of the smartest most kind and funny people you’ll met. If you don’t wanna be somewhere he’ll light up the room.If i’m having a bad day just hearing his voice helps. He’s not one that will open up to just anyone. But it don’t show he will show up with a smile and leave with everyone smiling!

Blank: “I really don’t wanna be here today”

*israel js yapping to he’s friends*
then by the end of the day we leave smiling

by ells65$$$$ April 26, 2025

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