The Homeless Carwash

The act of cumming in your lover's face, and then his best friend licks it off.

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

ex. One night I was giving my man a BlowJay and he blew his load in my face.. then his best friend licked it off... aka... the homeless carwash

by The Homeless Car Wash August 16, 2014

Anti-Homeless Christian©

A type of religious practice which keeps those with this belief system from homelessness.

In so glad I am a Anti-Homeless Christian©. My religion kept the landlord from evicting me and my fellow peers.

by TheWon(one) March 20, 2017

party 'til you're homeless

A motto that only the best of partiers live by; to one day live the ultimate party; An excuse to party non-stop or term used when partying a lot; The ultimate party motto

Guy1: Dude we need to throw another party tomorrow.
Guy2: But we threw one last night.
Guy1: Dude, "party 'til you're homeless ",There's always time to party

by ticas1137 May 16, 2014

homemade oreo

when your partner shits on your chest then jizzes on the shit then shits on top off the jizz covered shit making an oreo then you eat it

Blessings love Casper's homemade oreos. They could eat a million of them every day!

by Cameron Cole November 4, 2006

Homemaker

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."

by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008

homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

homeless

A person or action that is absolutely ridiculous and at the same time pisses you off. Similar to saying "oh my God" but actually directing the words at somebody or something that happened.

1. *Jim hurls a basketball randomly in the air over his back and it somehow finds its way in the basket*
Response (Jim's friend): That was unbelievably homeless.
2. Roberto: Hey Kenny I just cheated off you and got a better test mark than you!
Kenny: That's so damn homeless. You're homeless.

by Alex Horn April 21, 2008